![]() ![]() Meanwhile, BAEagorn is listening to the ground tracking Merry and Pip with the best bromance of this trilogy: Gimli and Orlando Bloom, who, thankfully, doesn’t look like a Twilight vampire in this movie. ( Side note: I love that Gollum’s pronouns are we/us. While Fro-Fro is eating up everything Gollum is putting down, Sam is over here like: Via Giphy Sam is going so hard to protect Fro-Fro from Gollum. (Not going to lie, I definitely got sad that Sam got bitten by Gollum because my mind said HE’S GOING TO TURN INTO ONE! You know you’ve seen one too many zombie movies when…LOL) Lord, that scream Gollum let’s out is like how I scream when I see a waterbug anywhere. OMG, how do they not sense they’re being stalked? OH OKAY They knew! Ooof Sam got bitten by Gollum. OMG WAIT….IS THAT….GOLLUM!? YASSSS! Lord, I hate that crawling he’s doing. Sam is such a good guy he’s always seeing the silver lining for Fro-Fro! Well at least Fro-Fro and Sam are alive, but does Fro-Fro really need to make Sam be the pack mule? Like I get it you’re “the chosen one”, but you can pull some weight my guy. OOOOOOH Gandaldore over here kicking ass! That’s right stab that demon shadow! Wait, hey Fro-Fro! So is it a dream or a memory Gandaldore is sharing with him via dream? Via Giphy Hm.I’m hearing some of the dialogue from before. Oh, I see you cinematography team! GO OFF! Show off that natural beauty. Experience spoilers!) Via Giphy Searching for Mordor and Hobbits ![]() ( WARNING: If you have NOT seen Lord of the Rings, you will be 1. So, let’s see if this movie is worthy of all the hype it receives. However, sequels are notoriously known to be garbage. This week I tasked myself to watch ‘The Two Towers’, which many friends have stated is the BEST of the trilogy. If you want to know the events that led to this travesty and how I felt about the first one, be sure to read part one! Welcome back to this side of the internet where I, a fantasy genre enthusiast, watches the fantasy trilogy The Lord of the Rings for the first time. ![]()
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